Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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