He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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