I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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