This is not my ceiling
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Acid is not a monday night drug
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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