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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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