is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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