i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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