I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Who died my cat blue again?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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