If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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