Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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