Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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