The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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