i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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