eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
how does that bad decision feel?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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