The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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