he was CRYING into my vagina
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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