Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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