just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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