I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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