omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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