so explain again why im purple
no
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Randomize
