The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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