so explain again why im purple
no
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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