Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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