I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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