Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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