i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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