FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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