i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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