I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
