508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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