I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Will exercising make me less horny?
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