Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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