drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
