i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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