A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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