Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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