as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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