White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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