When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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