is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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