called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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