I need help removing her.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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