i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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