i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If that was your dad, he is hot
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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