I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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