This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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