I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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