On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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