Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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