this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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