so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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