Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
