I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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